Jingle Bombs Lyrics

[With Jeff Dunham]

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
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Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

I kill you!