Ode To My Car Lyrics

Here we go!

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin pile' of shit
Never gets me very far

My cars a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fuckin shot
And my seatbelts fuckin broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(its a piece of shit)

I cant see thru the windshield
'Cause its got a big fuckin crack
And the intereior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck u car

Its got no CD player- Its only got an 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sac
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin brakes
Im always way out of control
11 times a day I hear hey watch it asshole
(You fuckin piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Ive got a piece of shit car
(He got a pice of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(that fuckin pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Adam Sandler & Cole Sprouse - Ode To My Car - http://motolyrics.com/adam-sandler-and-cole-sprouse/ode-to-my-car-lyrics.html
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did i do
What the fuck did I do
Too get stuck with u
Your to wide for drive-thru
And u smell like the shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes me in the balls
(ouch,ouch,ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I have to use a clothes hangar
If a girlie sees my car
Theres no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)