Afro Man

Colt 45 Lyrics

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Afro Man - Colt 45 lyrics

Says**

wait a minuite man check this out.

There was this blind man right.

there was this blind man right.

he was feelin his way down the street .

with his stick right.

hey he walked past this fish market .

you know what im saying .

he stoped he took a deep breath.

he said Whoa! Good morning ladies.

You like that shit man?

I got a gang of that shit man.

I'll tell you what

My man on the guitar

Dude on the drums

Everyody gather 'round the mic

I'll tell ya all these muthaf**kas

First I'mma start it off like this

Help me sing it homeboy!

C'mon!

**Sings**

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We go to far at the dogs.

Smoke that pound of weed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems,

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on dayton wheels

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will

well it was just sun down

in a small white town

and they call it east side palm down

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale

well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's

when i met a lil' girl named Jan

i let her ride in my caddy

'cause i didn't know her daddy

was the leader of the ku-klux-klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long

i grew a fuckin' afro

then i fucked to the left

fucked to the right

she sucked my dick

til the shit turned white

i thought to myself

"sheeba, sheeba!"

got my ass lookin' like a zebra

i put on my clothes

and i was on my way

till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet

so i ran, jumped out the back window

but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4

oh he beat me to the left

beat me to the right

the mothafucka whooped my as all night

but i ain't mad

at her prejudice dad

that's the best damn pussy i eva had

i got a bag of weed

and a bottle of wine

i'm gonna fuck that bitch

just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door at the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

i said it takes form him to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm bell

skatin' on dragon wheels

so roll, roll, roll the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in Hollywood
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she had green hair but damn she look good

i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine

but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

i met this lady from Japan

never made love with an african

i fucked her once, i fucked her twice

i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

don't be amazed at the stories i tell you

i met a woman in the heart of Australia

she had a big butt and titties too

so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

see i met this woman from Hawaii

stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"

lips was breakfast

pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

met Colonel Sanders wife

in the state of Kentucky

she said i'll fry some chicken

if you just fuck me

i came in her mouth it was a crisis

i gave her my secret blend

of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door at the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

i said it takes form him to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm bell

skatin' on dragon wheels

so roll, roll, roll the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will

i met dolly parton in Tennesee

her titties were filled with hennesee

and that country music really drove me crazy

but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy

then i met this lady from Oklahoma

put her pussy in a coma

met this lady in Michigan

can't wait til i fuck that bitch again

met a real black girl in South Carolina

fucked her til she turned to a white albina

i fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit so i owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia

i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe

she just ran cross the border from Mexico

this fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

i wanna get married ut i can't afford it

i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door at the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

i said it takes form him to hong kong

have you eva went ova a girl

starts to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good

i mean ya gettin' upset

'cause you can't get her wet

plus you in the wrong neighborhood

so you try to play it off

and eat the pussy

but it take her so long to come

then a dude walk in it's her big boyfriend

and he ask you where you from

so you wipe your mouth

and you ty to explain

you start talking real fast

but he already mad

'cause you fuckin' his one

so he start beatin' on yo ass

so your clothes all muddy

your nose all bloody

your dick was hard but now it's soft

you thought you had a girl to rock ya world

but you still have to go jack off

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door...

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