I Got A Beard Lyrics

I got a beard
I like it short
I wear it weird
and it doesn't get me real bored

I eat some ham
With some jam
so give me cheese
and I'll say pleaseAirline - I Got A Beard - http://motolyrics.com/airline/i-got-a-beard-lyrics.html

I wear it weird
like Weird Al
he's a friend
and a pal
'cause I got a beard
I like it short.

Thanks to Alex