Marrying Man's Fight Song Lyrics

My wife will never cook or clean.
Still my money's spent.
Who knew when I first chose my mate.
That she would put on that much weight.Al Bundy - Marrying Man's Fight Song - http://motolyrics.com/al-bundy/marrying-mans-fight-song-lyrics.html

She said she knew for sure.
"That it could only work with her"