An Average Song Lyrics

Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.Allan Sherman - An Average Song - http://motolyrics.com/allan-sherman/an-average-song-lyrics.html
It's not too old,

It's not too new,
It's not too gay,
It's not too blue.
It's also not too good, my friends;
So ain't you glad this is the end?
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