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Amateur Transplants - The Drugs Song lyrics
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,
 Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,
 Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin
 & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine
 There's Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide
 & Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,
 Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide
 & if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.
 There's Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,
 Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,
 Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol
 & if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol.
 There's Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,
 & Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,Amateur Transplants - The Drugs Song - http://motolyrics.com/amateur-transplants/the-drugs-song-lyrics.html
 Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,
 & Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin
 There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,
 & Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,
 Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
 & Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.
 There's Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,
 Potassium & Calcium & ev'ry kind of Vitamin,
 & Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,
 & Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.
 You must remember all these drugs
 The names of which you've learnt from me
 Or fuck 'em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.









