Drinking Song Lyrics

Look at you
You disgust me
Sitting there staring at me
Giving me no more respect
Than the images on your TV

Well, I have a wish for you
Oh, I have a wish for you

May all your mornings be bright
May all your wool stockings fit a little too tight
May alarms that sound on the cars around town
Their owners never be found

Your palate is dry Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire - Drinking Song - http://motolyrics.com/andrew-birds-bowl-of-fire/drinking-song-lyrics.html
And your tongue is green
That's me in your head
Telling you to stay off my scene

You're drunk
And I suppose that's your excuse
But really,
You know I'm not the anchor of the ten o'clock news

A toast to you
My inappropriate friends
Godspeed to the bathroom tiles
Your unbridled ignorance truly offends

It's a drinking song in the grande style.