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Andrew Lloyd Webber - Notes / Twisted Every Way lyrics
ANDRE: 
 Ludicrous!
 Have you seen the score?
 FIRMIN: 
 Simply ludicrous!
 ANDRE:
 It's the final straw! 
 FIRMIN:
 This is lunacy!
 Well, you know my views 
 ANDRE:
 ...Utter lunacy!
 FIRMIN:
 But we daren't refuse ...
 ANDRE:
 Not another
 chandelier 
 FIRMIN: 
 ...Look, my friend, what
 we have here ...
 ANDRE:
 "Dear Andre,
 Re my orchestrations:
 We need another first bassoon.
 Get a player with tone -
 and that third trombone
 has to go!
 The man could not be deafer,
 so please preferably one
 who plays in tune!"
 FIRMIN:
 "Dear Firmin,
 vis a vis my opera:
 some chorus-members must be sacked.
 If you could, find out which
 has a sense of pitch -
 wisely, though,
 I've managed to assign a
 rather minor role to those
 who cannot act!"
 CARLOTTA:
 Outrage!
 FIRMIN:
 What is it now?
 CARLOTTA:
 This whole affair is
 an outrage!
 ANDRE:
 Now what's the matter?
 CARLOTTA:
 Have you seen
 the size of my part?
 ANDRE:
 Signora, listen ...
 PIANGI:
 It's an insult!
 FIRMIN:
 Not you as well!
 PIANGI:
 Just look at this -
 it's an insult!
 FIRMIN:
 Please, understand ...
 ANDRE:
 Signor! Signora!
 CARLOTTA:
 The things I have
 to do for my art!
 PIANGI:
 If you can call
 this gibberish "art" !
 CARLOTTA:
 Ah! Here's our little flower!
 FIRMIN:
 Ah Miss Daae,
 quite the lady
 of the hour!
 ANDRE:
 You have
 secured the largest role
 in this "Don Juan".
 CARLOTTA:
 Christine Daae?
 She doesn't have
 the voice!
 FIRMIN:
 Signora, please!
 RAOUL:
 Then I take it
 you're agreeing.
 CARLOTTA:
 She's behind this ...
 ANDRE:
 It appears we have
 no choice.
 CARLOTTA:
 She's the one
 behind this!
 Christine Daae!
 CHRISTINE:
 How dare you!
 CARLOTTA:
 I'm not a fool!
 CHRISTINE:
 You evil woman!
 How dare you!
 CARLOTTA:
 You think I'm blind?
 CHRISTINE:
 This isn't my fault!
 I don't want any
 part in this plot!
 FIRMIN:
 Miss Daae, surely ...
 ANDRE:
 But why not?
 PIANGI:
 What does she say?
 FIRMIN:
 It's your decision
 But why not?
 CARLOTTA:
 She's backing out!
 ANDRE:
 You have a duty!
 CHRISTINE:
 I cannot sing it,
 duty or not!
 RAOUL:
 Christine ...
 Christine ...
 You don't have to ...
 they can't make you ...
 GIRY:
 Please, monsieur:
 another note.
 "Fondest greetings
 to you all !
 A few instructions
 just before
 rehearsal starts:
 ERIK:
 Carlotta must be
 taught to act ... ,"
 ... not her normal trick
 of strutting round the stage.
 Our Don Juan must
 lose some weight -
 it's not healthy in
 a man of Piangi's age.
 And my managers
 must learn
 that their place is in
 an office, not the arts.
 As for Miss Christine Daae ...
 No doubt she'll
 do her best - it's
 true her voice is
 good. She knows, though,
 should she wish to excel
 she has much still
 to learn, if pride will
 let her
 return to me, her
 teacher,
 her teacher ...
 GIRY:
 Your obedient friend ...
 "... and Angel ..."
 RAOUL:
 We have all been
 blind - and yet the
 answer is staring us
 in the face ...
 This could be the
 chance to ensnare our
 clever friend ...
 ANDRE:
 We're listening 
 FIRMIN:
 ...Go on.
 RAOUL:
 We shall play his
 game - perform his
 work - but remember we
 hold the ace ...
 For, if Miss Daae
 sings, he is certain
 to attend ...
 ANDRE:
 We make certain
 the doors are barred ...
 FIRMIN:
 We make certain
 our men are there ...
 RAOUL:
 We make certain
 they're armed ...
 ANDRE/FIRMIN/RAOUL:
 The curtain falls.
 His reign will end!
 GIRY:
 Madness!Andrew Lloyd Webber - Notes / Twisted Every Way - http://motolyrics.com/andrew-lloyd-webber/notes-twisted-every-way-lyrics.html
 ANDRE:
 I'm not so sure ...
FIRMIN:
 Not if it works ...
 GIRY:
 This is madness!
 ANDRE:
 The tide will turn!
 GIRY:
 Monsieur, believe me -
 there is no way of
 turning the tide!
 FIRMIN:
 You stick to ballet!
 RAOUL:
 Then help us!
 GIRY:
 Monsieur, I can't ...
 RAOUL:
 Instead of warning us ...
 RAOUL/ANDRE/FIRMIN:
 Help us!
 GIRY:
 I wish I could ...
 RAOUL/ANDRE/FIRMIN:
 Don't make excuses!
 RAOUL:
 Or could it be that
 you're on his side?
 GIRY:
 Monsieur, believe me,
 I intend no ill ...
 But messieurs, be careful -
 we have seen him kill ...
 ANDRE/FIRMIN:
 We say he'll fall
 and fall he will!
 CARLOTTA:
 She's the one behind this!
 Christine!
 This is a ploy to help,
 Christine!
 PIANGI:
 This is the truth!
 Christine Daae!
RAOUL:
 This is his undoing!
 ANDRE/FIRMIN:
 If you succeed
 you free us all -
 this so called "angel"
 has to fall!
 RAOUL:
 Angel of music,
 fear my fury -
 Here is where you fall!
 GIRY:
 Hear my warning!
 Fear his fury!
 CARLOTTA:
 What glory can
 she hope to gain?
 It's clear to all
 the girl's insane!
 ANDRE:
 Christine sings
 We'll get our man ...
 PIANGI:
 She is crazy!
 She is raving!
 FIRMIN:
 If Christine helps
 us in this plan ...
 RAOUL:
 Say your prayers,
 black angel of death!
 CHRISTINE:
 Please don't 
 ANDRE:
 ...If Christine won't,
 then no-one can ...
 GIRY:
 Monsieur, I beg you,
 do not do this ...
 PIANGI/CARLOTTA:
 Gran Dio!
 Che imbroglio
 ANDRE/FIRMIN:
 This will seal his fate!
 CHRISTINE:
 If you don't stop,
 I'll go mad!
 Raoul, I'm frightened -
 don't make me do this ...
 Raoul, it scares me -
 don't put me through this
 ordeal by fire ...
 he'll take me, I know ...
 we'll be parted for ever ...
 he won't let me go ...
 What I once used to dream
 I now dread ...
 if he finds me, it won't
 ever end ...
 and he'll always be there,
 singing songs in my head ...
 he'll always be there,
 singing songs in my head ...
 CARLOTTA:
 She's mad ...
 RAOUL:
 You said yourself
 he was nothing
 but a man ...
 Yet while he lives,
 he will haunt us
 till we're dead ... 
 CHRISTINE: 
 Twisted every way, 
 what answer can I give? 
 Am I to risk my life, 
 to win the chance to live? 
 Can I betray the man 
 who once inspired my voice? 
 Do I become his prey? 
 Do I have any choice? 
 He kills without a thought, 
 he murders all that's good . . . 
 I know I can't refuse 
 and yet, I wish I could . . . 
 Oh God - if I agree, 
 what horrors wait for me 
 in this, the Phantom's opera . . .? 
 RAOUL: 
 Christine, Christine,
 don't think that I don't care - 
 but every hope 
 and every prayer 
 rests on you now . . . 
 RAOUL:
 So, it is to be war between us! But this time, clever 
 friend, the disaster will be yours! 
 CHORUS :
 Hide our sword now wounded knight! 
 Your vainglorious gasconnade 
 brought you to your final fight 
 for your pride, high price you've paid! 
 CHRISTINE:
 Silken couch and hay-filled barn 
 both have been his battlefield. 
 PIANGI:
 Those who tangle with Don Juan . . . 
 REYER: 
 No, no, no! Please. 
 Don Juan, Signor Piangi - here is the phrase. "Those who tangle with Don Juan . . ." 
 If you please? 
 PIANGI:
 Those who tangle with Don Juan . . . 
 REYER:
 No, no. Nearly - but no. 
 "Those who tan, tan, tan . . ." 
 PIANGI: 
 Those who tangle with Don Juan . . . 
 CARLOTTA: 
 His way is better. At least he make it sound like 
 music! 
 GIRY: 
 Signora - would you speak that way in the 
 presence of the composer? 
 CARLOTTA:
 The composer is not here. And if he were here, I 
 would . . . 
 GIRY: 
 Are you certain of that, Signora . . .? 
 REYER:
 So, once again - after seven. 
 Five, six, seven . . . 
 PIANGI:
 Those who tangle with Don Juan . . . 
 CARLOTTA :
 Ah, piu non posso! What does it matter what notes 
 we sing? 
 GIRY: 
 Have patience, Signora. 
 CARLOTTA: 
 No-one will know if it is right or if it is wrong. 
 CARLOTTA: 
 Those who tangle 
 with Don Juan! 
 PIANGI: 
 Those who tan . . . tan . . . 
 Is right? 
 CHRISTINE:
 Not quite, Signor: 
 Those who tan . . . tan . . . 
 REYER:
 Ladies . . . Signor Piangi . . . if you please . . . 
 ALL EXCEPT CHRISTINE:
 Poor young maiden! For the thrill 
 on your tongue of stolen sweets 
 you will have to pay the bill - 
 tangled in the winding sheets! 
 CHRISTINE:
 In sleep 
 he sang to me, 
 in dreams 
 he came . . . 
 that voice 
 which calls to me 
 and speaks 
 my name . . . 
 Little Lotte 
 thought of everything and nothing . . . 
 Her Father promised her 
 that he would send her the Angel of Music . . . 
 Her father promised her . . . 
 Her father promised her









