Sonar Skit Lyrics

(DM)
They blindly stumble face to face with a dozen undead.

(Players)
*Cheering*

(DM)
However... However between you and the undead is a deep
Pit...
Where at the very bottom you can see just a faint
Glitter.
It could be legendary treasure of the Gin-Rah... Or I
Could be a trap.

(Player)
Frelic jumps into the pit to gather the treasure...
How much does Frelic get?

(DM)
... It's a trap...
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(Female Player)
No...

(DM)
The pit is filled with Gem encrusted spikes.
Frelic, the fanatic of Glosomere... dies.

(Female Player)
Pardiu Sadim, use your power to raise the dead.

(Other player)
Well, I... I can't, I don't have enough points to raise
The dead...

(Player)
Oh hell...

(Female Player)
Oh, J-J, that was really stupid jumping into the pit
Without using your sonar first...
Really stupid