Jingle Bombs Lyrics

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christms in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass
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By the U.S military

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

Mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

Your soldiers shot me dead
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The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man

But everytime I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam

My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done

I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer

As a convenience stall night clerk

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

Or kill you~