Emo Phillips Lyrics

"Oh-em-gee,
he broke up with me
And now I hate the world-
And I hate you too," she said.

"Oh-em-gee,
tell me who's that girl
on his Myspace.
I think I'll kill myself," she said.

Nobody likes an Angry Angelina.
Nobody likes to hang around a Crabby Christina.
You'll never forget your problems
If you use hate to resolve them.
You have to let it go
and think of all the good things coming.

"Oh-em-gee,
did you look outside?
I can't believe it's snowing-
now I really effing hate my life," she said.

"Oh-em-gee,Arrah & The Ferns - Emo Phillips - http://motolyrics.com/arrah-and-the-ferns/emo-phillips-lyrics.html
I have no valentine
'cause nobody loves me
and nobody gives a shit," she said.

You have to be like a Jolly Josephina.
Everybody loves you when you are a Happy Henrietta.
You have to realize
that you can make it better!
Who cares about the weather
when you know it's going to change tomorrow?

Bratty Brenda, Mean Melissa
-why ya gotta be so mean?
Jealous Jodie, Catty Cathy
-we don't want you on our team.
Trochal Carol, Sour Sarah
-why ya gotta be so snotty?
Hateful Heather, Bully Brittany
-we don't want you at our party!
(Repeat)

We don't want you at our PARTAAAAY!