How Many Bars Lyrics

[Boyder]

Baseball adjustable cap backwards

Walk by your crew, you're like, "that nerd's

On my last nerve", but it's all good, doggie

Cos I have your girlfriend with my coffee

That's twice a day, yeah, twice today

Girls would be abstinent if I was gay

When I talk to her I just keep it brief

Walk down the street with my peen out my briefs

Yeah, I'm a monster socially

Private counselors teach girls to get over me

Barracuda semen, swimming past ovaries

All ya'll thought white boys said was "totally"

If you're looking for me I'll give you a noogie

Yeah I get more head than a hoodie

You're gonna get it, how much you wanna bet?

Drop my pants, what you see is what you get

[Asher Roth]

Slim fitted, dim witted, get with it (get with it)

See your Benz dented, me and my friends did it (yeah we did it)
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Committed the dumb shit, dum-ditty

I did it in one sitting with just a dum-ditty

Come get it, I'm coming to some city

This summer the sun's gonna feel suddenly strong, ain't it?

Goddammit the planet be so damaged

I can't even go roll without my suntan lotion

No, son, take a look up out the ocean

All over the globe what was frozen is now erosion

And being pulled to the coast with your mom's best friend

And her son called ozone holes and

Sippin a mimosa

Mama in the back yard baking up a loaf of

Something so soulful

Hoping this banana bread

Gimme any hand full of that and I'll dismantle it

Had to hit up Cannon when I landed in Atlanta and

Told him how we about to go ahead and save the planet and

Da-da-tantling, back up with my Dj

We be cleaning house now, put this one on replay

Alright um...