Lark on My Go-Cart Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins Suck a dick butkus, chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this [Verse 2] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty Pass me a blunt and some Captain Chillin with an Ashley, heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before For metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp You can take Kapowski, I'ma take Lark On My Go-Kart [Verse 3] Ugh, yeah Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me anyday and I'll be the best racist Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your bluetooth, now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout thirty five with at least two kids We can make out while my friend baby sits All up in your fridge eating left-over shit Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crimpets Cheetos be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Simpson and split [Verse 4] Roll that J up, is it rolled? Yeah, roll it up, ugh Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on Yeah, I'm a dork but I'm still holding court Ball up, baller, yeah I'll take too long, get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up Who am I trying to impress? Honey in the sun dress With the breasts luscious just sent me a text O-M-G, your the B-E-S If your trying to have sex, I'm the best at itAsher Roth - Lark on My Go-Cart - http://motolyrics.com/asher-roth/lark-on-my-go-cart-lyrics.html