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Assalti Frontali - Sheeps * lyrics
* [Note: This is a parody of Egyptian Lover's "Egypt, Egypt", "Girls"
and possibly other tracks as well]
Intro
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The sheep here are oh so cute!
Verse 1
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I like the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Those pretty little sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love all those sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear...
Sheep are so precious
Sheep are so cute
Sheep are so lovely
Women make me puke
I love all the... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I love those cute little... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Their Jheri-curl... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Arabian Prince, baby...
Hit me!
(sniff) Awww...
Verse 2
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I used to like girls (He used to like girls)
But sheep are much better (But sheep are much better)Assalti Frontali - Sheeps * - http://motolyrics.com/assalti-frontali/sheeps-lyrics.html
Girls give me problems (Girls give him problems)
But sheeps give me sweaters! (Sheeps give him sweaters)
I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
All the voices in my head! (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em, I swear I do (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Uh....
Verse 3
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Pigs, goats, cows, horses, chickens, goats, quail
Hogs, hens, bacon, sausage, eggs, milks, chitlins, hog heads
Steaks, Prime rib, pork chops, drumsticks, ma'am
Yeah girl, I'll tell ya, I really love them...
Yes, I'll swear I'll do
Hand me them lamb chops, girl
Heh, you know I got me a little money
Ok, don't hold it against me cos I'm from Fresno
Bam! Hit me!
C'mon now, let's break it down!
Yeeeeee-haaaaaaah!
Alright now, here's what I want you to do...I want you to grab your
partner and I want y'all to do-se-do, hit me!
(Woooh! Do-se-do!)
Alright, cut that out! Now break it down to the ground...
I'll swear I'll do better than my wife
Who cares if I'm from Fresno?
Yeah, I'll tell ya, I love them there sheep
C'mere now girl...is ya name Bo Peep?