Goalie Lyrics

OK, here's what doing here, uh. We're gonna intergrate two very important things and those are intelligence and sports!

In hockey you must score a goal
which one cannot do if between me and the net theres no hole
Most goalies are quick
react the drop of a hat
but I don't need to be quick when I got so much fat

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[x2]

You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there's no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude
I won't get tired, cuz I'll just lie on my side
So the other teams won't copy I'll be signed at the deadline.
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Turn on channel 29 on the tele'
I've eliminated the kicksave and only block with my belly
Me and George Ezina, I'll be a new sensation
The NHL can't not let me play cuz that's discrimination!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds? (you can't spend it in England)
You play goalie.
[x2]

Hey man do you know whats up?
The Flyers could've used me in the Stanley Cup.
And I don't care if it ruins the sport of the game
cuz we're winning, Yeah we're winning!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie. [repeat til end]
(and we dance like a wave of the ocean and dance. and we live and we love and we dance. and we dance and we dance and we dance)