Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics

you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars

today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are

you're in love with every woman from tyler

you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer

you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best

'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts

and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird

but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard

[Chorus:]

happy birthday, ralph

i love you

even though you are fu?kin' disgusting

happy birthday, ralph

i love you

even though you are fu?kin' disgusting

[Bridge:]

you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair

wherever you go, u break everything everywhere

this year, sixth gear, now get on your way
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(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)

some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian

and they ask you for pot

i think i like it, i know i like it

i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off

so for your birthday

i got you some hawaiian punch on tap

age p.o.t.

so now you can stop borrowing my stuff

and trying your new kung fu moves out on me

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

happy birthday, ralph, i love you

even though you have a beard (are fuckin')

happy birthday, ralph, i love you

even though you are perverted and weird

[Chorus]

happy birthday, ralph, i love you

Atom & His Package Happy Birthday Ralph