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Mic Master Max:

I was going to the movies just the other day
And I'm starting to think that I'm a little bit gay
Iron Man 2 straight loaded with babes
But I'm looking at the screen checking RDJ

This girl had a bod that was simply rockin'
But I'd think about Downey when she starts talking
And it's not like I have these thoughts very often
But the girls aren't lining up so it's nice to have options

I got Anus Timed the other day
And now all my friends think I'm gay
Someone hacked my profile
Said that I changed my lifestyle

That aint true, you know I don't like dudes
Just a little curious, bet you are too
It's whatever now, Saying I'm not mad
I just wish I wasn't getting the cold shoulder from my dad

And not that it's a bad thing I'm just saying hey
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Inviting girls over but they never want to stay
Everybody thinks I'm gay
I only kiss dudes every other day
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Can't beat 'em so I'll join 'em so I'm like
(Oh Hey)
Everybody thinks I'm gay

Yo it's getting kind of weird and it don't make me feel better
When my friends laugh at me because I bump Regina Spektor
Staying in my room til half pasted noon
Watching Gilmore Girls, and I know that soon

I'll be eating cookie dough straight out of the tube
Crying all the drama 'tween Lorelai and Luke
Look guys, I'm not gay I've just got really good taste
I've got all the dvds!
Hey get that look off your face

Struck out big time the other day
With seven girls at once at the Stockton Ports game
Tryna get my friends and I both laid
Turns out the laides thought that we were just pretty gayAwaiting Better Music - The Gay Rap - http://motolyrics.com/awaiting-better-music/the-gay-rap-lyrics.html

My girlfriend told me that it was over
Because I was hiding playgirl in my homework
"It's just really artsy" that's what I told her
But I knew she didn't buy it when I over tipped the shofer

And not that it's a bad thing I'm just saying hey
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Inviting girls over but they never want to stay
Everybody thinks I'm gay
I only kiss dudes every other day
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Can't beat 'em so I'll join 'em so I'm like
(Oh Hey)
Everybody thinks I'm gay

You might be getting mixed signals
Think I'm up here throwing insults
But I love the gay man, like you love a little sister
I'm just not trying to be him, in-spite of my taste
Or the way my hands dangle and the make up on my face

'Cause I love girly music and read feminist philosophy
And when I watch porn I'm watching for the dick subconsciously
That don't mean nothing bro, get out of here
Just make sure you walk slow so I can watch that rear

I'm at every slumber party at every girls house
While all the other boys are getting kicked out
That just means I'm the favorite, right?
Or am I just another girl over for the night?

Doesn't even matter I play FIFA every day
I can tell myself without a doubt that I'm straight
So I wear make up and drive a feminine car
There's absolutely nothing about that, bizarre

And not that it's a bad thing I'm just saying hey
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Inviting girls over but they never want to stay
Everybody thinks I'm gay
I only kiss dudes every other day
Everybody thinks I'm gay
Can't beat 'em so I'll join 'em so I'm like
(Oh Hey)
Everybody thinks I'm gay

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