Captain Salty Beards Pirate Band Lyrics

Hey there kids
Wont you follow me?
We'll journey into the deep blue sea
We'll live amongst the manatees
We'll all swim with all the pretty fishies

We'll ride around on a big white boat
Fit for a pirate kings best goat
Pull up on the harbor of Japan
Where we'll sell you to a business man

To make Nike's and Adidas shoes
Do not cry or complain just do it
That's what the slogan is you see
But that's not important just sing with me

I got a band
A pirate band
Captain Salty Beards Pirate Band
I'm the leader of the band
Playing the guitar with my robot hand

Which seems to be malfunctioning right now
Hold on, let me see
Ah, ah, I've...
Ah kids, just stay calm here, i... jus...
I lost my arm the intergalactic civil war between Mars and Jupiter
I mean i guess it wasn't really a civil war since it was two different planets
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But i mean...
Jesus, this is really straining my shoulder
Uh just...
Just bare with me here kids
We...
We're having some technical difficulties with my robot arm here
Just hold on
Somebody get it to stop!
Salty Dan?
The pirate band?
Oh no
Ahh!
Quit playing your silly percussion instruments and help me!

Oh, sorry about that kids
Now let me introduce you to the band
We got a guy who plays the Recorder we call Salty Dan
We got a guy who plays the Kazoo we call him Salty George, here he goes
We got us a guy who plays the Tambourine we call him Salty Mourine, here he goes

We got...
Hold on guys...
Oh geeze...
Hold on!
Salty Brian don't play your train whistle right now!

Salty Sharmonica, is Captain Satly Bead dead?
...Yes.