Elephants Are Grey Lyrics

Life can be hard. Life can be tough
Life can be an elephants tusk.
I'd like to be an elephants tusk.
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Elephants are grey. Elephants are blue,
Especially when they're stuck in the zoo.
What would you say if it happened to you?