Clicker Blues Lyrics

Remember when, online was where you hung the wash

And a megabyte was a really big nosh

And if it was a virus you got

You went to the doctor and got a shot, ooh

Internet or interface

Download, upload, database

Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak

They may as well be speaking Greek

Once a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

A hack drove a cab and a burger was a Mac
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Modems, chat rooms, DOS and dots

A mouse in your pad? That's why we had cats

Nowadays, you need a degree from MIT

To operate your own TV

I used to find a channel quicker

When all you needed was one clicker

Listen, I don't mean to bicker

But now my clicker has a clicker

And each new clicker makes me sicker

If I could only find a clicker to turn all the clickers off