Pinch Me Lyrics

Somewhere far away from here

I feel fine enough, I guess

Considering everything's a mess.

There's a restaurant down the street

Where hungry people like to eat

I could walk, but I'll just drive

It's colder than it looks outside.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone..,

[S] Hi folks this is Steven Page.

[T] This is Tyler Stewart.

[S] We're two members of Barenaked Ladies, and although you *thought*

you were downloading our new single,

what you're actually downloading is an advertisement for our new album 'Maroon',

comes out September 12th,

and after that point I'm sure you can download lots

of stuff from our record but until then you're just going to get lots of stuff with us bugging you.

[T] We fooled you, huh? We're sneaky like that...you can never trust a Canadian.

Next thing you know, we'll be supplying your natural resources!

...then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya

Try to see the world beyond your front door.

Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya

Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for.

It's the perfect time of day

To throw all your cares away

Put the sprinkler on the lawn

And run through with my gym shorts on.

Take a drink right from the hose

And change into some drier clothes

Climb the stairs up to my room

Sleep away the afternoon.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
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Try to see the world beyond your front door.

[T] Hello? Hi? H-? Hello? If you just- Would you- Could-

Could you please leave a m- Ah. If you'd just let me leave a -

At the sound of the - Uh. Ah. Thanks.

Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya

Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for.

Pinch Me

Pinch Me

Cos I'm still asleep.

Please God

Tell Me

That I'm still asleep

On an evening such as this

It's hard to tell if I exist

If I Packed a car and leave this town

Who'll notice that I'm not around?

I could hide out under there

I just made you say 'underwear'

I could leave but I'll just stay

All my stuff's here anyway.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya

Try to see the world beyond your front door.

[S] If you're listening? We're trying to get our song on Napster,

but we don't know how to do it....errr....we're Barenaked Ladies

and we're trying to....Ty? Can you just press that over there?

Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya

Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for.

Try to figure out what all this is for.

Try to see the world beyond your front door.

Try to figure out what all this is for.

Barenaked Ladies Pinch Me