The Topical Song Lyrics

When I was young

All the gas was so plentiful

Bountiful, oh, liberal

My tank was full

And all the pumps on the street

They would dangle so happily

Joyfully, oh, playfully filling me

And then a shortage arose

And I tried to be sensible

Logical, economical, responsible

And now they doubled the price

Filling up can be ludicrous

Ridiculous, I get furious

Impestious

There are lines that

Stretch across the land

How much can we withstand

They're holding back the fuel

So instead, in traffic jams I fight

Crouched on my sister's bike

I really look the fool
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I said watch where you park

Cause they siphon in after dark

What a lark, oh, and when you start

There's just a spark

And if you run in line

You'll be pushed out in double time

And soon you'll find, oh, you'll

Be behind the last car sign

Oh, pump it, pump it

Pump it, yeah

Don't you think

It's getting out of hand

Pumping out with a gas can

Don't tell me it's all gone

They say odds and

Evens will see a few

Please tell me what to do

The lines are far too long

They're so long

They're so long

They're so long