Complicated Potatoes Lyrics

A fat man like me
Can never bother with tea or brie
I must go right to the main source
And wolf it down like a rhinoceros
But a woman like her
Can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre
She slices and dices nicely
Which has a way of enticing me
Armed with an apron and spatula
She is a post-modern goddess of love
So why does she feed me pate'
When she knows what i'm gonna say
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Complicated potatoes again?
Complicated potatoes

She spices her icings precisely
Arousing me aromatically
I had a recent rhinoscopy
So i could smell every recipe
Still she leaves me on pre-heat
When she knows that i love to eat

Complicated potatoes again
Complicated potatoes