Drag King Bar Lyrics

Drag King Bar
Well I was bored with the lesbian scene
I told myself I gotta find another thing
So I strapped on my boots
And I walked down the street
And I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.
(drag king bar, that is)

When I walked in at quarter to eight
Well I thought that I might be straight
At the drag kind bar last night
It's unlike me to look at boys
When the girls are packing toys
I can dig that scene all right

Then across the bar
He played the air guitar
And mouthed those words real sexy
It was then that I surely knew
That this one would be a two
If I played my cards just right

Well I was drunk and I was bored
And he was cute so I was lured
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Where all the boys are really girls
And the fags whip out their pearls
At the drag king bar last night

Then at a quarter to ten
He scoped me again
And drank his beer so sexy
It was then that I surely knew
That this one would be a two
By the end of the night tonight

Then he used the line that works everytime
He said hey is this seat taken?
I said no he said let's go
I said where I don't care
I'm a scorpio
Take me home right now

Then at a quarter to twelve
As I began to delve
Into that drag king last night
Well my thoughts were so strange
Boy my luck sure had changed
I was queen to the king last night