Roseville Bars Lyrics

I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars
I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me
Fake millionaire that makes 30 Gs
I lie to all kinds of girls and hope that they'll come home and sleep with me

I could tell you I could score some blow
I could tell you I'm a movie director
Spray on Axe 'til my eyes swell up
My skin burns but I smell much better

I drive a used BMW
Parked right in between those other two
Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU

Me and my friends have frosted tips
Me and my friends live to get ripped
'Cause if I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics 'cause…

I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars
I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me
Claim I'm straight in designer jeans
High fives to all my bros who go out searching for hos with me
I go from club to club until I score
I sneak in to the VIP
I give it to cougars in the back door then tell my friends she was 18
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I Spend lots of money on my hair products
So it can hold up to severe weather conditions
I keep ahead in business and thanks to them my dome looks bitchin'

Hotties, fatties, and all you cougars, me and my friends are gonna throw game to ya
I don't stalk girls it's called persistence
And yes my hair is wind resistant, 'cause…

I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars
I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars

Look at me, look at me
Pretending I'm on top
And my new tribal tattoo makes the panties go drop
My cocaine addiction, my cola is pure
My shirt is Affliction, my classes Dior
I can lie about expensive vacations
How Heather gave me oral gratification
And I'm the Kings new rookie sensation
Or maybe I own this radio station
Eating six dollar burgers with Gavin Maloof
Here's my receipt that I kept as proof
And did I even mention I know all the Kama Sutra moves

Can I get to 80 with no DUI, no DUI, no DUI
Then we can park at Folsom lake and we can both get high, we can both get high, we can both get high

I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars
I'm a big douche at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars, at the Roseville bars