Where Does The Wayward Footwear Go? Lyrics

Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder

When you're countin' all your socks

into the washing machine?

And when the dryer finishes dryin'

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch

of old maid socks--

It's a bad scene

Where does the wayward footwear go?
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To the bottom of the ocean?

Or to China?

Or to Cuba?

Or Aruba?

And when the dryer finishes dryin'

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch

of old maid socks--

It's a bad scene