Jesus and Ruger Lyrics

(*Boland)
It all started*
When we were just kids
I don't remember
But Im sure that it did
Why is my left on my left
My right on my right
I'm sure theres a monster
In my closet tonight
There are things I can't figure
What are they for
Like nicotine, Nintendo or nuclear war
Theyre there to addict us
Maintain or scare
County state and world
Only three kinds of fair
[Chorus:]
Jesus and Ruger
They're both straight shooters
Islam and Napalm
Mean something to someone
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But I'm learning tai chi
So pitch what youre selling
And leave me be
Cause I'm just fine by me
My bank needs a roll
And so does my rock
I go down to the river
Out here when it's hot
Down by the waters
I'll cool off my heels
Solve the worlds problems
With a rod and reel
Tonight I can't sleep
That's the reason for this song
The church bell outside
Done hit the third gong
I'm just a weary traveler
No bags in my hand
Right where I sit
Is where I'll make a stand
[Repeat Chorus:]