The Boobie Poem Lyrics

Im 22 years old and I have never touched a girls boobies on purpose before.
Just once on accident
about a year ago at a rock show,
it was dark and I couldn't really see which way to go.
Walking with my arms out in front and my elbows slightly bent
(I dont normally walk like this)
but it must have been destiny this night I guess,
and before I knew it my palms were pressed on her chest,
2 handfuls full of soft fresh breast.
But that was on accident so it really doesn't count.

I have never seen a girls boobies in real life on purpose
before except for my mom and sisters
but that doesn't count does it?

So if I have never seen them or touched them
youre probably thinking I'm a virgin right?
Yea, yea correct assumption I am,
but now your like whoa wait a minute
hes 22 fairly good looking,
if he tried hard enough he could get some right?

So maybe your thinking
yea Im kind of skinny,
maybe I'm a little insecure,
maybe Im worried about my manhood,
my measurements being a little too small,
but that is not the case I assure all of yall.
I've measured it before
and I am about the same as all of you guys with the Caucasian persuasion
so mere mathematics doesn't even fit into the equation.

But maybe that is still not it,
maybe your thinking he's kind of girly,
got the long hair going,
maybe he doesn't like girls
and likes entrances in the backdoor.
NO WAY JOSE
I mean I am not homophobic
I can say if a guy is hot or not
like that actor dude Vin Deisel.Bradley Hathaway - The Boobie Poem - http://motolyrics.com/bradley-hathaway/the-boobie-poem-lyrics.html
Sure he is hot
but I dont want homie's lips blowing on my whistle.

I'm just a simple dude that thinks sex is special between two people.
One man and one woman in the boundaries of marriage,
and when I find the girl that is to be my one
its with her to our hidden bed we will run,
oh we will have lots of fun together
the creator will praise and not shun
but only after the exchange of vowels
and the blessing of the son will our lives be physically intertwined as one.
Our love making will resound with the loudest ringing
and burst through the ceiling
and begin ascending into heaven with the angels rejoicing and singing.
God smiling down upon us
through our humping
true worship resonated,

yea so much more than empty friction will be making
but gifts saved in treasured for one another
in the exchanging
my body
her body
ours and ours
alone for the taking.

In these moments will be the closest intimacy between 2 people possible
and for me to do it outside of gods way doesn't seem causable,
to do so would to throw away part of my soul
with the girl that was never meant to know that part of me.

But for those of you that have done so
know how it feels and goes
when that boy or girl you just did is long gone
leaving you with a sad song hurting hearts.
You can be made new,
poke a teeny tiny hole in your heart
for him to shine his light through
and you will be made as bright white
and as dove take flight around this guilt that has interloped itself around your soul so tightly.