Rizap Of Crizap Lyrics

Well I'm the soul-man at the microphone stand-

You're a 50 cent fucker I'm a million dollar man-

And rippin' up shit is the god damn plan-

Don't need no fuckin' muscles or a coppertone tan-

I'm a skinny little fucker from the street-

With some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete-

I never get tired - I'm retired-

I've never been hired so I can never get fired-

I don't have a diploma or a GED-

But you don't need a degree to be on MTV-

WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check-

It's all about money so fuck respect-

Say I'm sellin out - well I'm sold-

I'm gonna be rich when I'm old like mold-

Milldewin' - so you can say I'm screwin' - the pooch-

When I'm hittin' the hootch - while I'm poppin' the kootch-

Booty shakin' with your girl on slow jams-

Your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman-

So my life sucks, but yours does too-

Cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you-

Sorry to burst bubble-

Hope I caused ya trouble-

But you're startin to look like Barney the fuckin Rubble-

No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya-
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Just don't come close so I won't have to smell ya.

Pick it up, put it down-

Lay it on the ground-

Like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down-

Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds-

Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound-

And you know I'm not a clown-

So I don't fuck around-

I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty's nice and round-

I don't give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds-

As long as she's got meat, I'll eat it all year round-

Her lovin might be crappy-

But she'll never ever slap me-

Cuz I'm the only man that'll try to make her happy-

So back off son or I'll bite ya like Tyson-

I'm not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice 'n'-

BEANS, BEANS, they're good for your heart-

You know the more you eat 'em, you know the more you fart-

I eat 'em all day long so stay away from my ass-

Don't follow to closely and don't light a fucking match-

Cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode-

Like the Power Rangers, I'll be in turbo-

Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me-

But I'm comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-