The Creature Lyrics

You may be wondering why

I asked you here today

Well, it all started last

Saturday night at the movies

My girl and I were watching

The Creature from the

Black Slacks Lagoon

(Black slacks, black slacks)

Oh, look, over there

What is that weird

Gruesome looking creature

It's huge, it looks like a

A giant grasshopper

With a big beak on it

It must have come

From the ocean floor

Looks like my English teacher

(His name is Mr. Big)

It's headed for my girl

What's gonna happen

(Goodness gracious

Holy mackerel, oooh

What I gonna do now there)

It's looking at them

Oh, look, it's talking to them

They're laughing, laughing

Laughing, laughing

General H. Middle Mermore here

Call out the Army

Navy, Air Force

Get me Washington

Something's loose here

Some creature

We've got to find it

And stop it

(Gonna find her

Gonna find her)

What's that, sergeant

You've found the creature

On Main Street

You know what to do

(Gonna walk right down that

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Cannons have no effect on him

The A-bomb is useless

Everybody stop laughing

We've got to use our secret weapon

You mean the, yes, the guns

(Dip dip dip dip...)

This is clearly a case for science

Get me Professor Roger Cool

This is Cool, man

What's your problem

There's a creature loose

Down here, Cool

This is a shaky situation

(Whole lotta shaking going on)

I think you and your staff

Should investigate at once

Okay, man, we'll pop over

As soon as we find the helicopter

Well, here we are, man

Meet and greet my

Crazy girl assistant scientist

(Reet Petite the finest

Girl you ever wanna meet)

Well, hello there, big boy

Deep, cool, you're just in time

The creature has oozed

Into a cave

Oozed, man, like what is it

You'll never believe this, Cool, goo

Goo, goo, goo, goo

Cool, you are going in that cave

(That'll be the day, ooh hoo

That'll be the day)

I'll go, no, girl

Don't gimme any of that jazz

Like we have to make the

Scene in the next picture

You can't stop me, Roger

I'm going

(Bye bye, love

Bye bye, happiness

Hello, loneliness...)