Santa & The Satellite Lyrics

Here is a news bulletin

Santa Claus has been kidnapped

By spacemen from a flying saucer

Which landed at the North pole

Be on the lookout for Santa Claus

Last seen wearing

(Black slacks, black slacks)

We take you now to the White House

For an interview with the President

Mr. President, Mr. President

(I hear you knocking

But you can't come in)

Mr.President

Have you a word on the

Santa Claus kidnapping

(Woow)

We have just received

A report from the FBI

Santa has been taken to a

Satellite circling the Earth

We take you now to the satellite

This is John Cameron Cameron

Downtown Sputnik

We are here in the Sputnik jail

With Santa Claus

Wait, what's that sound

The satellite men are

Coming this way

(Oh, oh, oh, oh...)

I think the King of Sputnik

Is about to speak

(All I want for Christmas

Is my two front teeth)

Santa, have you anything to say

To the satellite men

(Come on and do the

Jailhouse rock with me

Let's rock)

Santa (everybody, let's rock)

Santa, Santa

I know how you can escape

Disguised as Elvis Presley

Uh oh, looks

Like we've been spotted

We return you now to Earth

We're now at the North Pole

Where a rocket is being launched

To catch the satellite

And rescue Santa

Control tower to rocket

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(Awww, let's go)

Will the rocket be successful

Will Santa be rescued

Turn the record over

And find out

The rocket sent to rescue

Santa Claus has failed

With sadness

The President speaks

(Holy mackeral)

The Secretary of State

Has this statement

(Our goose is cooked

Our reputation is shot)

In Londen at

A meeting of Parliament

Your Majesty, have you a

Statement to make on

This terrible tragedy

(Goodness gracious)

We take you now to Moscow

We're here with the

Premier of Russia

Comrade, the rocket has failed

What do we do now

(Come back tomorrow

And try it again)

Here is a report from Tokyo

This is Radio Tokyo

The Imperial Government

Has this message

(Ooh, la la)

Meanwhile, back on the satellite

(Oh, oh, oh, oh...)

This is John Cameron Cameron

Downtown Sputnik

The satellite men are closing in

We can hear them outside saying

(Let me in or else

I'll beat down your door)

Santa has just escaped

Through the chimney

Disguised as Elvis

We return you now to Earth

If you should look up at

The sky this Christmas Eve

And and see a flying saucer

Pulling eight reindeer

Chances are, it's Santa Claus

Merry Christmas, Earth people