Chinese Rock And Egg Roll Lyrics

You remember me

I used to have a nice Chinese restaurant

People used to come in and eat nice

Used to sell a egg roll

Used to sell a lobster roll

Then they put in a three-piece band

Play nice music

Play the foxtrot

Play the mambo

Now they don't play

They play new

You see

No more egg loll

No more lobster loll

You see, lock and loll

Lock and loll

Everything lock and loll

Hey, stop the music

Stop the music

Boy, make me clazy

The lock and loll

Everybody come in here

Seventeen

Used to have a nice couples come in here

People thirty-five, thirty

Used to sit down, hold hands

Split a bowl of chop suey

Eat a little rice

Was so nice

Now the people come in here

All the same age

Asked a girl the other day

How old are you

She say, seventeen

I said, that's nice

How old your friend

She said, seventeen

I said, how old your mother

She said, seventeen

Your father, seventeen

What's the matter

Everybody seventeen

What happened to eighteen

What happened to nineeen

What happened to twenty

What happened to the other numbers

Stop the music

Oh, make me clazy

The lock and loll

Spoil my kinda customer

Used to have nice people come in

Dressed very crassy

Sometime wear the tuxedo

Girl wear the evening gowns

Wear the cocktail dress

Men come in with a nice sport jacket

Plaid, double-frap in the back

Sometime not too crassy

Only got a single-frap
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Get big executive, Madison Avenue

Dressed with a charcoal gray suit

Got a charcoal gray shirt

Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes

Take a look on their hands

Sometimes charcoal hands

I say, Hey, executive

I think you better wash up

Before you eat

Now, evelybody come in

Got a rock and roll suit on

What's that

That's a dungaree suit

I say, why do you wear that dungaree for

Why do you wear that dungaree pants

Why do you wear that dungaree jacket

Why you got that dungaree face

What's that for

Because I'm little dungalee doll

Dungalee doll, dungalee doll

Evelybody here a dungalee doll

You no dungalee doll

You dungalee jerk

You spoil my prace

I said, get outta here

No wanna lock and loll

No wanna dungalee doll

Stop that music

Oh, they make me clazy

Ellybody is a lock and loll

Ellybody is seventeen

Ellybody is a dungalee doll

No egg loll

No lock and roll

Plenty lock and loll

You got a six o'clock lock

You got seven o'clock loll

You got a eight o'clock lock

You got a nine o'clock loll

They never stop the lock

They never stop the loll

They lock alound the clock

And they loll alound the clock

And they lock and they loll

And they loll and they lock

Make me crazy

Don't know what to hock

Getting crazy

The band keep praying

Don't want to stop

I don't care

'Cause they playing my song

The whole night long

Close up the door

Don't close the store

Stay here, all night

And sing that crazy

Rock and loll song

And now come the Chinese beat