The Song Song Lyrics

"There was this man, he always kept with him a fan,
And in is back pocket was a beer can.
He loved his beer, it was as precious as a tear,
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He was a man who lived with nothing but fear,
Its because it was a fine sunny day wen he lost his ear!
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