If I Was Lyrics

IF I WAS MICHAEL JACKSON YOU WOULD DANCE WITH ME -- HOOOO

MY DADDY DRIVES A TRUCK AND MAMA'S A BEAUTICIAN
FREE HAIRCUT WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
CARPOOL TO GRADE SCHOOL WHILE EATIN' A POP TART
WHILE YOU WERE GETTING DRIVEN IN A LINCOLN TOWN CAR
ONE TEACHER 30 STUDENTS, TAKIN' IT IN
WHILE 30 TEACHERS TAUGHT YOU 30 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
I'D HAVE TO WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS TO GET A SKATEBOARD
WHILE "MY LITTLE PONY" MEANT YOU KEPT IT IN A STABLE
ONE PAIR, OF SHOES A YEAR
YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAIR TWICE
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOUL
THAT'S WHAT YOU'D GET, AND I'D GIVE WHAT I GOT

CHORUS:
IF I WAS MICHAEL JACKSON YOU WOULD DANCE WITH ME
IF I WAS TOM CRUISE YOU WOULD TRY TO MARRY ME
IF I WAS JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WOULD ROCK MY CRADLE
IF I WAS GOD YOU'D TO BE MY ANGEL
I COULD BE ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE
IF I WAS DAVID BECKHAM YOU WOULD ALWAYS LET ME SCORE
BUT I'M NOT AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE
SO SHE DON'T REALLY WANNA, SHE DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME
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MY MOTHER KEEPS A CABINET OF PORCELAIN JARS
WHILE YOUR FATHER KEEPS AN ARMOIRE OF CUBAN CIGARS
A 6 MONTH LEASE ON A STATION WAGON
WHILE YOUR POPS PAID CASH FOR A ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM
INTERIOR, ITALIAN, A-DECKED OUT
IKEA, NO INTEREST, AND SELF CHECK OUT
YOUR UNCLE MADE MILLIONS FLEEING FROM THE STOCK MARKET
MY UNCLE MAKES A LIVING SELLING TRINKETS AT THE FLEA MARKET
ROLEX, PLATINUM DIAMONDS
MY FOSSIL IS LITERALLY FOSSILIZED
OH, THE RICH, I GOT, MY FATHER
GAVE WHAT HE HAD, AND I GOT WHAT I GOT

SHE DON'T WANT, SHE DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME

BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE, OH NO
WELL I'M NOT GONNA BUY YOU A YACHT
LEPRECHAUN KEEP SEARCHING FOR YOUR POT OF GOLD

SHE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ME
IF I WAS, DONALD TRUMP SHE'D LOVE ME FOR ALL MY MONEY

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