Uncomfortable Things Lyrics

These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about

One
I want to be a boy
Though not sure that I would like those giant
Feet
I would be overjoyed
Because this penis envy has me hurting
Help me oh be one I'm yearning

These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about

Two
I had to pluck my chin
It really freaked me outCharlotte Martin - Uncomfortable Things - http://motolyrics.com/charlotte-martin/uncomfortable-things-lyrics.html
I was only twenty-six
And this one did me in
The body hairs in strange places
Sent my boyfriend to the races

These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about

Three
This one's embarrassing
I should have worn a darker color than I did
And then I paid the price
And on that day to my demise
The white I wore was not so white

These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about