Or A Day At The Beach With Pedro & Man Lyrics

Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro

Hey, where are ya, man

(Over here, man) Pedro

(I'm over here, man

By the trashcan)

Where, I can't see you

(Over here where the flies are, man)

Oh, I see you

Hey, I'll be right over, man

(Okay, hurry up)

Excuse me, coming through

Say, can I get by here please

Aw, thanks, ow, ow, ow,

Oh, the sand's so hot

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ahhhh

(Hey, fool, you got your foot

In the Kool-Aid, man)

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, man

(Flat footed sucker, get out)

Excuse me, can I

Get through here please

Thanks, hey, Pedro man, hey listen

(Watch out, you're gonna step in the)

Oh, wow, what is this

(Well, it ain't peanut butter

And baloney, man)

Oh, God, man. come on

Let's go down to the water, man

I gotta wash off my feet

(Okay, but where's the water, man

I haven't even seen it)

Hey, well, listen, man

I'm gonna crawl up this lifeguard tower

Maybe I can see where it is from there

(Yeah, that's a good idea, man, go on)

(Golly, it's hot out here

I feel just like a

Refried bean or something)

Hey, Pedro, I see it, man

I see the water

You can see the waves

And everything, man

It's right over here

See, right over there

(How we gonna get to it, man

There's too many people, man)

Oh, hey, I got an idea, man

Hey, I know how we can clear the beach

(Well, hurry up)

Hey, just watch this, man

Sharks, everybody out of the water

There's sharks all over the place

Sharks, sharks, look out

They're gonna eat you

(What's going on here)

Oh, man, there's sharks

All over the place, man

(Sharks, where) over there, man

They came up right on the beach

And ate a little girl, man

Right where you're standing, man

(Oh, my God, where are they

Where are they, come on

Let's get out of here

There's sharks coming up on the beach

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(Hey, Skip, what's the haps)

Oh, wow, man, you missed it, man

This little girl was out there surfing

And a big shark came up and ate her

Board and everything, man

(Oh, wow, really, what kind was it)

I think it was a twelve foot Dewey Weber

With an orange racing stripe, man

(Oh, far out) hey, let's go down by the pier

(Oh, yeah, they're curling in there)

Come on, Pedro

I'll race you to the water, man

(Okay, first one in is a wet head)

Ha ha ha (Geronimo)

(Ah, this is more like it, man)

It's beautiful

(Yeah, our own private beach, man)

Come on, let's go catch

Some waves, man (okay, man)

(Hey, man, what's that behind you, man

Look, there's a fin coming towards you)

Ah, knock it off, Pedro, man

(No, really, man, there's a fin

It looks like a shark is gonna get you)

Sure, man, sure

(Man, turn around, man, there's a fin

It's right behind you, man)

Hey, man, there's not a shark within

Two hundred... arrrggghhh

Hey, man, give me your hand

I got you, man, oh, no

Where's the rest of you

Oh, the shark ate him

Oh, no, it's coming after me, oh, no

Oh, good, someone threw me a Frisbee

Okay, shark, now try to get me

Come on, I'll shove this

Down your throat for dessert

Hey, hey, Pedro

Pedro, wake up, man (wha)

Hey, you was sleeping, man

Are you okay

(Oh, wow, man

Musta been having a nightmare, man

In the daytime)

There he is, Dad

He took our Frisbee and

Stuck it in the garbage can

This, guy, Dad

(Hey, hey yo-yo

What's wrong with you

I told you if you

Touched the Frisbee again

I'll break your neck)

Hey, why don't you bug off

You big babboon

Why don't you go back to the zoo

And take that little monkey with you

(Who you calling a monkey

You little creep)

Hey, wait a minute, man

Come on, settle down, man

(Who you telling to settle down

You pencil neck geek)

Who you calling a Greek, man