Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog Lyrics

{*Jingle Bells plays on a piano in the background*} [J-Zone] Damn Chief~! This Christmas party's a drag yo Damn listen to the music [Chief Chinchilla] Pssh, not only that, look at the fuckin liquor they got in here man They don't have no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog How you gon' have a Christmas party with no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog? [J-Zone] Yo Chief, this is the Hilton Hotel They ain't gonna have that shit in here [Chief Chinchilla] Man they make it in 40's and sixty-fo's I don't wanna hear that shit [J-Zone] That's some ghetto shit, but anyway These people don't know what it is Let 'em know what it is man {"Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog"} [Chief Chinchilla] Merry muh'phukkin Christmas, hoe hoe hoe As I arrive my sleigh 22's through the snow When I come down the chimney, FUCK milk and cookies I just want a lil' Egg Nog and a lil'... pussy~! Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog to be exact 98 proof, it'll put you on yo' back On the first day of Christmas, my nigga said to me A bottle of that Bo$$ Hog, E-double-G Naw! No I'm not white, I ain't fat, I ain't nerd But if you ask if I'm drunk nigga, "OH SHIT YES!" Got no gifts, don't need no elves I just wanna get this Egg Nog and throw this off the shelf Pull up to the liquor sto' so I get, served Pull up to the mistletoe so I can, swerve I can't drive drunk as I dash through the snow But I'ma ride my sleigh drinkin Egg Nog, to' up [Dick $tallion] Motherfuck a Michelob Stack yo' chips, keep the Stroh's Take a sip, and hit your hoe Bo$$ Hog Malt Liquor! [Chief Chinchilla] Yeah, to all you parents I wish you'd tell yo' kids there ain't no motherfuckin Santa Claus No such thing as Christmas They believe that shit, that's why the kids are fucked up now You leave an iPod in yo' livin room, under the Christmas tree I'ma come through the chimney, take it and put it on eBayChief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone f/ Dick $tallion - Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog - http://motolyrics.com/chief-chinchilla-aka-j-zone-f-dick-stallion/boss-hog-egg-nog-lyrics.html