Facelift Malt Lyrics

{Facelift Malt Liquor, for when your partner's just not attractive} [Chief Chinchilla] (Facelift Malt!) Fellas That's what you drink when you creep with a busted chick (Facelift Malt!) Ladies Drink it when your man got beat by the ugly stick (EWW!) (Facelift Malt!) When you're lyin in bed Lookin at your partner like fuck this shit~! Nigga I'm creepin, on my way to the liquor sto' thinkin About how I can ditch this hoe My girl's busted, a threat to humanity But somehow I gotta make her look like Vanity Beer goggles all day just to clear first base Why the hell I let her in my house in the first place? But I hear there's a brew called Facelift, take it It'll make Godzilla look like (?) 40 to the head down the whole fuckin bottle and she went from a problem to a God damn model God bless Facelift but it's like crack cause once you sober up there's no turnin back Take three sips she'll turn into a 5 Might tongue kiss her if you down a whole quart You got a supermodel if you drink a six-fo' And wonder how the fuck she got cute enough to sport But when the buzz dies down, you're no longer seein double ... Nigga then you in trouble Are you sure I slept with you? Like you're absolutely positively sure? (Yep) There's a lot of brothers that look like me It didn't have to be me, you sure it was me? (Yep) I slept with you... really? (Yep!) Damn Facelift! Really? You're positive? {*singing*} Raise your hand if you're sure! So you are sure, damn really? Abso-tute, abso-loose, abso-tute-lutely positively sure? Are you sure? You're sure?Chief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone - Facelift Malt - http://motolyrics.com/chief-chinchilla-aka-j-zone/facelift-malt-lyrics.html