Cledus T Lyrics

The first time that I stole a song
I changed the words as I sang along
Got a laugh, so I did it again
Gave me a great idea

I changed 'breathe' into 'bread'
That I shaved my back was one of the best
'Plowboy' got a lot of requests
But I was just gettin' started

Pretty soon they were sewin' me
Ended up gettin' all of the royalties
Remember one of those parodies
Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

When Toby came out with 'I Love This Bar'
The next day I wrote 'I Love NASCAR'
Sold a' half a million at Wallmart
It went gow-ow-ow-ow-ow-old

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
(...) on TV
Like 'Great Day To Be A Guy'
You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine'
Cledus T.
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Well I've done a few by Tim McGraw
Keith Brock and Kenny, and that ain't all
(...)
But he's a big star

I could do a song by Brad Paisley
But the Dixie Chicks really hated me
They're not the only ones, you see
So they (...)

I did so good on tour one summer
Came home and (...)
Celebrity (...), such a bummer
I hated that show-ow-owCledus T. Judd - Cledus T - http://motolyrics.com/cledus-t-judd/cledus-t-lyrics.html

This song may not get a million plays
Like Eric Church does these days
But I hope he hears it anyway
On his radio-ow-ow

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
(...) on TV
Like 'Great Day To Be A Guy'
You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine'
Cledus T.
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I turn red solo cup
Into double D cups
(...) Eric Church is up
Yo-yo-yo-yo

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-ow-ow-ow

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You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine'
Cledus T.
Cledus T.
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Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-ow-ow-ow

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-ow-ow-ow