It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It's A Great Day Lyrics

(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches."
"I'm gonna miss you too, bub."
"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone."
"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"
"Oh, quit complainin'.
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie."
"I love you too. An' don't you worry 'bout me. I'll be just fine."

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave.
I've got the house to myself while the wife's away.
I'll be rockin' all night!

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew.
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I'll be watchin' the fight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn't too bright. Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It's A Great Day - http://motolyrics.com/cledus-t-judd/its-a-great-day-to-be-a-guy-parody-its-a-great-day-lyrics.html

Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin' back at me.
Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies.
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.
I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.
Might even get me a gold front tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it's a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide.
I'll be hung over but a lookin' good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.
It's a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I'd probably die.
I tend to party harder than I should, When my wife's not here to make me be good! Yeah hoo!