The Nappies Lyrics

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're brown,

with your hormones bouncing up and down.

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're sad

it's a weird nine months with you I've had.

There is shit going down that you can't disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size,

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me.

Now just because a little rumpy pump,

now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of French and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is,

now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappies through the washing machine

'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,

I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy.

Oh!

Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool I am

why did I marry this soulful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

can it kick me well yes it can
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My name's Ken and I've got fleas

do you like being a daddy?

Yeah, defiantly.

Well I have to warn you although its fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says

and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it,

Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,

sometimes I make you saddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

Break it down now,

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way