Sapphic Lyrics

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There's nothing on television,
my dog is a piece of shit
I hate my pets
Staring at the TV, celebrity news I don't give a fuck about
Creed sucks
Styx sucks but i liked Mr Roboto
When Im bored there's only one place to go and I think we all know what that is...

sapphicerotica.com you're in my favorites, delete my histoy cause I dont want anyone to see what I do when im alone
I look at sapphicerotica hot lesbians for me.

im so bored
my shoes are torn
my toasters broken; i cant eat toaster strudels
I'm allergic to my fuckin cat, that pisses me off.

I don't do arts and crafts
i dont volunteer anywhere
i dont go to the ymca
i dont go to the community center
my headphones are broken, sitting beside me in two pieces. That fuckin pisse sme off
I really like them, they're Koss and for my stereo.

Sapphicerotica.com i visit you nightly
if i can because my Dad sits behind me
and that would be awkward if he ever caught me looking at you
but i dont want to leave you (X2)

I delete my history when I am done
good thing I do because my mom always wants to know where im a tand im with you...
I love lesbiaaaaaaaans!

Why the fuck did i just do that high pitched voice? I dont even know
all i know is that mel gibson is an overrated piece of shit
i didnt really like black sabbath or the backstreet boys
but i kina like barenaked ladies...
the best of alba, will smith: willenium,
why do i have that cd? I used to have such bad music tastes
Rage against the machine, Big Ones, styxs greatest hits, human clay
why are these sitting here? Live. the Eagles their greatest hits
What the fuck am i talking about? Nobody knows!

When I'm bored, I look at porn, is that a problem with you? (X2)
You should too!

theres nothing wrong with it
Its not morally wrong
It gets me off and I like it
off and i like it
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its too expensive to buy on DVD
Jenna jameson is voerrated although she is really hott.

Literally nothing to do, cause i dont have a drivers license cause I wrecked my car.
my remote control is sitting here, now my TV is off I have an Orion
MTS stereo, red white and yellow
Speaking of blue and yellow, I should listen to some Used. but Im not in the mood though
The best of kansas, Backstreet Boys: Millenium, Barenaked Ladies.
Why do I have these CDs sitting beside me? Like lisa Loeb or something
Elmer's crazy glue, the blue kind, the gel kind. Look a the Kleenex.
I have a black thing sitting beside me and I dont even know what it is
its somethin but to hold a white memory card.
there's a mic beside me, a black thing, a CTX, a CTX monitor

One better than one lesbian?
Two lesbians.
Whats better than 2?
Its 3 and then 4
the more the better, the more the better for me.

Sapphicerotica, everyone should see. I watch the previews because the free
I dont have the cash to be a member, so im a freeloading bastard..
and i feel no shame, and i take no blame, no prisoners.
It might be lame to make a song about porn, then i am lame.
Like I fuckin care.
Skipped school today I looked at porn for a few hours
It was weird, it wasnt even to get off, it was just somethin to do

green and white
helmets above my bedrest
white lamp why is it even here?
Two school pictures to be right and a printer to the front
DVD player unopened, my
Dads so lazy he won't even open it because he'd rather use my ps2 and bring it out ehre meaning I cant play it when i feel like it
Digital programming huh? Bullshit
VCRs are out of date, why do we even have one?
Why is there a Christmas card still up? Its not Christmas time any more, Christmas is over!

sapphicerotica you turn me on. I love lesbians
Hot tones though, not ones like my english teacher with spiked blonde hair.
She teaches field hockey...

Hott lesbians just like Sierra.
She should probably get naked and send me photographs of the event.

This is the end of the song.

Im running out of things to say.
I like when chicks eat eat each other out, but only hott ones.
Not like Mrs Lane. She's more manly than I am.
She teaches Special ed and coaches field hockey.
I only like hott lesbians.