CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH

SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED

THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN

THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN

THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE

THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY

THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER

THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER

CHORUS:

WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE

LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52'S

IT'S A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEY'RE FLYING LOW

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO

GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS

GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS

BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS

WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR
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2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT

CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT

I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN

I DON'T NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN

I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK

WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK

I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE

HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE

TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN

I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND

I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY

"SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY"

THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK

I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS

THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY

I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY

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