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Da Yoopers - Rusty Chevrolet lyrics
C'mon, cmon! 
C'mon, you can do it! 
(car starts) 
All right! 
Dashing through the snow 
in my Rusty Chevrolet 
Down the road I go 
Sliding all the way 
I need new piston rings 
I need some new snow tires 
My car is held together 
By a piece of chicken wire 
CHORUS 
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke 
The door just blew away 
I light a match to see the dash 
And then I start to pray 
The frame is bent, the muffler went 
The radio, it's okay 
Oh what fun it is to drive Da Yoopers - Rusty Chevrolet - http://motolyrics.com/da-yoopers/rusty-chevrolet-lyrics.html
This Rusty Chevrolet 
I went to the IGA 
To get some Christmas cheer 
I just passed up my left front tire 
And it's getting hard to steer 
Speeding down the highway 
Right past the Neguanee cops 
I have to drag my swampers 
Just to get the car to stop 
(chorus) 
(instrumental) 
Bouncing through the snowdrifts 
In a big blue cloud of smoke 
People laugh as I drive by 
And I wonder what's the joke 
Got to get to Shop-Ko 
To pick up the lay-away 
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon 
In his big old rusty sleigh 
(chorus)









