Augustus Gloop Lyrics

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!

The great big greedy nincompoop!

Augustus Gloop! So Big and Vile!

So greedy, foul, and infantile

'Come on! ' we cried, 'The time is ripe

To send him shooting up the pipe!

But don't, dear children, be alarmed;

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed!

Although, of course, we must admit

He will be altered quite a bit
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Slowly, wheels go round and round,

And cogs begin to grind and pound;

We boil him for a minute more,

Until we're absolutely sure

Then out he comes! And now! By grace!

A miracle has taken place

A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute, this louse's ear,

Is loved by people everywhere!

For who could hate or bear a grudge

Against a luscious bit of fudge?