Jerry Rules In The Land Of The Free Lyrics

Jerry Rules In The Land Of The Free by De Havenzangers
You're a punk-ass motherf
Oh my God what do I see?
Is this what they called 'the land of the free'
Where a he turns out to be a she
But where I can't say 'fuck' live on t.v.?

Oh my dear what did I see?
It's a bunch of rednecks live on t.v.
People don't worry, Jerry has the key
Join and destroy your family

Jerry rules in the land of the free
Jerry rules in the land of the free
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

Where do you go
What do you do
Jerry Jerry
You couldn't satisfy me with you're little
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry
Bring you're ass down there
Bring you're ass down there that I can
Jerry Jerry
I don't want either one of you
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Oh my God, what drugs is he on?
How long does it take to find such a moron?
And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry'
They got fooled by a woman called Jim CarreyDe Havenzangers - Jerry Rules In The Land Of The Free - http://motolyrics.com/de-havenzangers/jerry-rules-in-the-land-of-the-free-lyrics.html

Jerry rules in the land of the free
Jerry rules in the land of the free
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

He married me because he loved me
Shut up
Jerry Jerry
I wanna make her back on her bed
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry
Now you honey, don't dare
Jerry Jerry
How can you love your own daughter
You are a sicko
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Jerry rules in the land of the free
Jerry rules in the land of the free
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

Oh my dear, this show is a thrill
Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill?
If you really show us U.S. society today
I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"

Jerry rules in the land of the free
Jerry rules in the land of the free
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry Fuck*** rules in the US democracy