The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation Lyrics

From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call
/ I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my
balls / My name is Slackerman,
superhero for the masses / I'm trying to rid society
from the rich upper classes / I've got sideburns like
Elvis and a shaggy goatee / I was born in 73 / Most
superheros fly high, but me,
I'd rather skate / Both parents are lawyers,
divorced when I was eight / My wallets got a chain
and superpowers to boot / I'll lasso you like a cowboy
then I'll die your hair blue / I'm studying psych at
the local JC / 'cause I don't really know what to be / Dieselboy - The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation - http://motolyrics.com/dieselboy/the-continuing-misadventures-of-generation-lyrics.html

My partner in slackdom is a chick named Danielle /
I met her at the drive thru of taco bell / She drives
her mom's green Volvo, bag of tricks on her back /
She wears her hair short, wears her Doc Martens black
/ With her Maybelline lips and her Catholic school
skirt / She'll leave bankers with nothing but dirt
/ Its a thankless job being a hero and all / But I've
gotta do it or GenX will fall / Yuppies and Boomers
get outta my way / 'cause I'm taking over and I start
today / I am the twenty-something / Hero of the world
and I am here for your mocha