Nevermind Lyrics

You might see me walkin round with a slight limp
its not a 'G' thing bruv I've done my ankle in
a bit thrown like the dice in the Aiching
I'm not sleeping well my head is tangalin
I need an aspirin bruv I need a Saturday
cup of tea to drink possibly a Jaffa cake
or just an evening alone without a manic day
it's been an age since I've been chilled master-
baby, come here, I love you you're my stinky tits
you can help me with my problems come to think of it
rinky dink, sugar plum, twinkle clit
I didn't mean stinky tits, sorry! I've been a dick! SORRY!
that was worse than dreadful
its my stress levels its my work schedule
with my desk head full of words unsettled unearthed I'm dizzy I'm inaffect I'm ineffectual

but like
never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like,
all that matters is you dance, coz it's a very very short life X2
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I move fast
all the flies on me are blue arsed
kipper turned pages till he got to the rude parts
hit the kerb naked with a sock on his do-da's
a wonderful night for a moon dance!
cheramin serenade us on a sketchily tuned harp
Venus plays the bass strings strung between two stars
Jesus levitates on a fungus of blue hearts
and Sarah Palin's abducted in Utah
(pardon?)
I said welcome to the teradome
never give acid to a man with a megaphone
he will get frantic and then he won't let it go
have you ever seen a rappers head explode?
and when the crowd dies I hope that they've been entertained
with something useful, like safety information on a train
coz to be truthful, i crave just a little taste of fame,
but then i realise ego is a waste of brains

Chorus [repeats until the song ends]