Mirc Paradise Lyrics

(C. Ackerman)
As I walk to the computer
Where I found my girlfriend,
I take a look at my life
And realize it's very plain!
But that's just perfect for an Jedi like me,
Ya know, I NEED fancy things like electricity.
At four-thirty in the mornin' I'm chatting with kev
EagleT beats the peons and Dylan wow's . . . fool!
And I've been chatin' and bitchin' so long that
Even Lise thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the net, I'm into discipline.
Got a mouse in my hand and no beard on my chin.
But if I finish all of my pages
And you finish yours,
Then tonight we'll flood wchat
Like We're Whores !
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
I flood k9 once or twice,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
It's hard work and sacrifice,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
We steal software with out a price,
Living in a mIRC Paradise.
A local op kicked me out of the channel last week.
I just flooded him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, In fact, I wish him well.
'Cos I'll be laughing my head off When i nuke him to hell.
But, I ain't never kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it
An OP with a 'tude, You know that's unheard of.
I never puh yer buttons, and kylas got my sw hat! (bitch!)
And my homeys agree, I use to be a peon in black, fool!
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears.
I need to pay my phone 300 dollar phone bill, dear !
But we ain't really quaint,Djedis Peons - Mirc Paradise - http://motolyrics.com/djedis-peons/mirc-paradise-lyrics.html
So please don't clone or scroll,
We're just, as kev would say, Stone Cold!
There's no peons, no gimps, no helpbots,
Not a single sysop. UnLike Wchat,
It's as fun as it can be.
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys,
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We always fight, we don't play nice,
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
Hammerin' up a channel,
Raisin' lots of clutter.
Took a channel on Monday,
Soon I'll take anutter.
Think you're really peonic?
Think you're really smart?
Well, I know I'm a million times
As humble as thou art!
I'm the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be like
On my ass day and night chatting till the afterlife!
So don't be vain, And don't be whiny!
Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get medieval on your heinie!
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
There's irc cops banning u out of sight
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an mIRC Paradise.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.